You don’t have sex with them, you just take them on dates, and stand beside them!
Yeah that sounds really really boring.
Well, you can spice it up and have sex with him, then.
Cut your loses and get a sugar daddy.
Eww no! That would be disgusting.
You don’t have sex with them, you just take them on dates, and stand beside them!
Sounds like a lot of work for some guy that probably still lives with his mom.
Well I only need to stay with him long enough to get half his money.
Cut your loses and get a sugar daddy.
That’s a real shame.
I know. Maybe I should go on one of those dating shows. I’m clever enough to trick the man into thinking all the other girls are insane.
Sounds like a lot of work for some guy that probably still lives with his mom.
So men will be avoiding you for a while.
Well that seems to be the story of my life recently.
Who’s stupid enough to do that?
Now we can bitch about the same plays for a while.
Or just punch the people that do that.
So men will be avoiding you for a while.
Never.
Oh. Well then I apologize for my assumption. Sure that sounds like a good idea.
I thought so.
